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the yellow man in the hat

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selfdefensefamily:

This is dope. 

Putting them all in the same place spares me the trouble of hunting and killing them individually. 

(Source: vanillish, via ninatheninja17)

hotdog-vsbr:

facebookdotbiz:

sprech4:

damegi:

kazuhiramiller:

makubenoaijin:

foreveralonefedoras:

heanbean:

oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like the matrix glitched.

i can’t stop laughing

okay thats real funny and all but why would did you decide to photograph a group of strangers without their permission just to upload their picture onto the internet and make them the punchline of some half-assed joke. dont you think thats even more shitty than their taste in hats or w/e

i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES

These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.
Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”

ew look at those fedoras what nerds

SPEAKING OF GOLD

hotdog-vsbr:

facebookdotbiz:

sprech4:

damegi:

kazuhiramiller:

makubenoaijin:

foreveralonefedoras:

heanbean:

oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like the matrix glitched.

i can’t stop laughing

okay thats real funny and all but why would did you decide to photograph a group of strangers without their permission just to upload their picture onto the internet and make them the punchline of some half-assed joke. dont you think thats even more shitty than their taste in hats or w/e

i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES

These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.

Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”

ew look at those fedoras what nerds

SPEAKING OF GOLD

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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